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The act of circling another's anus with your finger and surprising them by inserting your finger (and catching them unawares!).
My boyfriend always likes it when the postman calls.
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Noun:
1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:
"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"
"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"
A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...
-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass
Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.
2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.
3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.
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Verb:
1) To go postal.
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Adjective:
1) Insane, psychopathic
2) Angry, emo
N1. Don't bother Little Jimmey! He's a real postman, he may just blow your head off!
N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
--Postman, buy Living Colour
N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!
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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!
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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.
A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
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Logic sending letters to the people
I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it
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A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
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The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning
A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
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Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
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