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pounce

To overreact to, or to appraise a stimulus not worthy of one's attention, esp. by a kitten or godfather.

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by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007

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pounce

to poop and bounce out

charlene pounced at my nanas house in the baby training toilet

by normangerin September 24, 2007

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Pounce

To do pink panther MDMA

Girl: You wanna pounce?
Boy: Fuck yeah! We're gonna get so high!

by sippingonsarcasm July 8, 2016

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Facebook Pounce

The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.

This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.

Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.

"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one

"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2

"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1

by Pezhead7474 April 14, 2011

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Republicans pounce!

A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.

"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."

by MJM1985 December 14, 2017

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Love pounce

The overwhelming urge to suddenly jump on someone you love or lust โค๏ธ often leading to sex

I saw him sitting on the bed and I felt an overwhelming urge to โ€˜love pounceโ€™

by Bella-gal January 22, 2021

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Pounce and Bounce

In other words- 'Hit it and quit it'.
When an individual stumbles upon a random stranger and decides to perform sexual intercourse on the particular creature, the pounce is accomplished. Hopefully no one was diseased. (The pounce appears to occur most frequently while intoxicated.) They then hastily gather their belongings, and leave the room. The bounce has officially been completed. Unfortunately, the bouncer often experiences a walk of shame following their departure.

Morgan: "Where have you been?"
Jane: "Uhh.."
Morgan: "And where is your shoe?"
Jane: "Pounce and bounce.."
Morgan: "That doesn't explain the shoe.."
Jane: "I was trying to avoid a walk of shame, so I ran... and I lost my shoe on the quad coming back to the dorm."
Morgan: "Nicely done, Cinderella."

by Morgan2 September 17, 2010

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