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To have a Q-Tip inserted into the urethra to check for sexually transmitted diseases.
origin: From the US military's firearms range safety system. A brass rod is inserted from the muzzle of a rifle down to the open bolt to check that the bore and chamber are clear of ammunition.
Person A: oh fuck, what happened last night?
Person B: you dumbass, you ran a train on this skank bitch with like, 6 other guys, and were too wasted to use a jimmy hat... You're gonna to have to go get rodded now.
person A: fuck my life.
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Taken from the abbreviation of Alex Rodriguez, a former Seattle Mariners baseball player who signed to the Texas Rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in American Baseball. Later, he resigned to the New York Yankees.
Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.
Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.
"Man, Good Charlotte has gone so A-Rod."
"Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya."
"Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."
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NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.
"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."
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v. To Slap Balls.
n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
You better not touch me with that ball, I'll freakin A-Rod that ball!!!
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Sexual intercourse inolving at least one man. Or at least one dildo.
The Captain had dropped his soap, and the chap winced. When the instruction came to pick it up, he knew he was in for another rodding.
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