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The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”
A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
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when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you
Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"
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Worlds smallest Violin is a overrated funny bad song. Funny in this case being so bad its funny
This song is on every bad Gemontry Dash Tic Toc
My theory is that the song is about the tragic events of 2001 In America,
the song is from the perspective of the hijackers.
My proof is under below if you want my reasoning (WARNING MIGHT OFFEND,NOT INTENDED TO HARM JUST A DARK THEORY SCROLL DOWN/UP OR GO TOUCH GRASS)
"I blow up into Smithereens, all up an down the city street"
"While trying to put my my mind to ease" ( ease meaning dying)
"Finishing this melody feels like a necessity"( melody in this case meaning mission)(necessity meaning the pressure from his fellow hijacker and "members")
"somewhere in the universe some has it worse"(trying to tell himself that people have done and been involved in worse as well at battling with the fact that..."this could be the end of me or could just to better me" (talking about how he could go to his religions haven or not deepening on this action)
That is my mad theory
feel free to dislike, i understand that this is not a funny topic especially to those who lost.
but that is also a pretty good theory.
"somewhere in the universe some ones got it worse"
Rember that this song either way is still overated and genrelt bad.
Also if your reading this then that is really a theory in itself.
Guy: Whats that terrible sound?
Other Guy: "i blow up into sm-
Guy: Not that song timmy have you been on you tube shorts?
Other guy: Worlds Smallest violin is a good song
Guy: No its not. Worlds smallest violin is an overrated and very loud song.
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On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
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The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th
Bully your smallest friend day
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