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"Wolverines" refers to the name of the football team, and later guerilla group on 'Red Dawn.' It is used sarcastically, often in conjunction with a mixture of exclamation points and 1's, to signify that an overly jingoistic, gun-loving nut on a forum is out of his mind. The term is also used to poke fun at guerilla masturbation fantasies.
Guy 1: OMG (issue of the day) happened! Let's all get into our 1980's, rusted pickup trucks with our deer rifles and play soldier in the woods.
Wolverines!!!1!11!!!!
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To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious
“Damn i wolverined that bitch she boqueefioused”
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verb:
to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
noun:
a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
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1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.
2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.
3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
1) That's one ugly wolverine!
2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'
3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!
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1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
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Where you finger someone so hard they bleed/ when you get fingered by someone with long finger nails and that makes you bleed
"That Kirsty girl wolverined me last night, what a bitch"
When giving a man a blowjob, sounding as if you are eating and chocking on a his penis with a voracious amount of slurping and sucking, like a wolverine.
Do you hear that? He is totally getting the wolverine right now.
I know. It sounds like cock vortex in there.
Slurp slurp slurp.
Hopefully it doesn't get sucked off.