My dad

The man who nailed your mom

Without my dad, I would never have been conceived.

36👍 3👎

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

207👍 49👎

My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

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My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

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My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

my dad

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

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MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"