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I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.
Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."
**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."
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An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer
"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"
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the foundation of a relationship
what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
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what student's always say when they don't study
Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!
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something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
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A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
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The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
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