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When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.
Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.
Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.
Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.
Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?
Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!
Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!
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guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!
guy2 = how nude?
Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!
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Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.
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When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
Third-degree entropy is three-dimensional entropy.
It is between two-dimensional (coarse-grained) entropy and four-dimensional (fine-grained) entropy.
Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that connects forcical (gravitational) entropy and constant (quantum) entropy.
Three-dimensional entropy is distinct from quantum gravity which is nothing more than a color raster.
Quantum physics and relativity lack congruence because 2D entropy can't be transformed simply into 4D entropy.
Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that transforms relativity into quantum physics. It is also be called quantum entropy.
Third-degree entropy is the surface area of any orthogonated triangle of graphemmetry (difference in surface-areas between 2 json-objects).
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