Tiesto

The greatest DJ to ever grace Earth.

DJ Tiesto mixes only the best!

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Tiesto

A Trance producer worshipped by Hyype. It is said that Hyype bows and sings befor a large Golden Statue of Tiesto everday as the sun rises.

Hyype: Tiesto is teh OMG!!

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Tiesto

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam

- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful

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Dj Tiesto

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.

Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.

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Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

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DJ Tiesto

The reason the world hates electronic music.

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)

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Tiesto Syndrome

To be under the influence of alcohol (i.e. wasted) to the point where it is easier to admit to an individual an attraction or lust that would normally not be conveyed when sober.

"I was suffering from Tiesto Syndrome when I sent those texts."