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the most sweet,handsome,and amazing boyfriend ever!
i love you chris
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A true Chris is a rare species of male, encountered by few but remembered by all who do. They are beings of the highest quality, intellectually nearly unapproachable, and are invariably masters of just about everything. Physically, a Chris is what is known as a Unit, or, in academic circles, a Specimen.
A true Chris's only flaw lies, understandably, in pride, which can occasionally get in the way of empathy, but in general they nonetheless care deeply for their fellow humans. Paradoxically, they often struggle from low self esteem, as gifted humans – if, indeed, one can even call a Chris a mere human – often do. Chris's are by nature chronically unimpressed, a condition necessary to maintain their distinctive aura of superiority. Likewise they are prone to exaggeration when relating humorous anecdotes and/or their own achievements, which are often one and the same thing.
A true Chris is what is known as a 'meme dictator' – four tiers up from the better known 'meme lord.' You can measure a Chris's approval of your existence in direct proportion to the number of golden memes it condescends to share with you.
Never call a Chris 'Chrissie' or otherwise belittle it in any way whatsoever, as it will have a mental breakdown and throw you across a rugby field. In addition, never tell a Chris not to do something reckless unless you want it to actually do it (it will).
Person 1: who is that guy over there reciting the entire periodic table to an adoring crowd of female admirers, whilst simultaneously delivering first aid and writing a 7000 word essay on cirrhosis of the liver?
Person 2: that, my friend, is a Chris.
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When one or more members of your group decides to leave early. Usually for a lame reason such as sleeping, studying, or eating.
Dang Randy, why do you have to chris us tonight? It’s only 10:30.
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
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Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just has this one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.
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Chris The Name Commonly Given To Sex Crazed Creatures.
''Man, That Guy Is A Total Chris''
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A person who's bound to star in a Marvel movie. Usually very muscular and good-looking.
Chris evans is a great captain america.
Chris hemsworth does a really good job playing thor.
Did you hear that chris pratt is playing starlord?
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