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a vegetable, green and elongated.
May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.
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Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.
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Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
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To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it
I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it
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The solid form of water
I hate cucumber, it's just solid water
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to finger someone, to be fingered
1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.
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The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.
We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.
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