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A list of household chores or home improvement tasks from a mother to her son. Similar to a honey do lists.
My dad picked up his honey do list from the kitchen table and got to work. I picked up my sonny do list from the kitchen table and got to work, too.
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A concise list of porn topics/genres etc. that you make to jerk off to later, perhaps to challenge yourself or to make yourself feel productive.
The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.
Fap To Do List:
1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed
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While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.
Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.
(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.
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A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.
The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.
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One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
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the list most telemarketers call when they are bored
telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored
telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!
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