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The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.
He just dont care, he is so freeman
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Freeman is a kind person who is a joy to be around, he normally has ginger hair and a cute smile. He is in love with music and bass. He is very talented and intelligent. He is lovable and caring, if you have someone named Freeman in your life never underestimate or lose them. They will be one of the best things to happen to you.
Freeman is so smart and talented, I never want to lose him.
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A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.
Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"
Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
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A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.
Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.
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A breed from the male species which is strongly convinced that being single was and is the best thing before sliced bread. Despite all attempts by family and friends to get them a girlfriend their stance remains firm.
Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin
Girl1: That guy over there looks like a catch
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman
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When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.
Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
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The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.
Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"
"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"
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