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(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)
Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.
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The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.
John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?
Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.
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The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.
Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"
"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"
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A holy order dedicated to the worship of the Holy Voice of Morgan Freeman, and other such Holy Persons of specification.
Joe: May the blessings of the great Freeman be upon you!
Jim: Wow! I feel more epically amazing in every way than just before you uttered that phrase! It must be a gift from Morgan! I am going to convert to Freemanism!
Joe: That's five million, seven hundred and twelve!
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There are multiple Freemans up for grabs, but the freeman machine, Max Sacristani, owns them all.
Daniel: "those freemans make me exicted"
Max: "same"
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An abnormally tall and intelligent guy. Typically plays videogames, and goes methodically through problems. Annoying to some people, endearing to others.
Max was a total freeman in today's class. He was playing vidoegames right next to the teacher!
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A person that will not be ruled or enslaved. A self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. A person that is not opposed to collective governments but believes each person's rights come not from man-made governments but from God and that all are responsible and accountable for their own actions. The exact opposite of a slave.
Thomas Payne was a true freeman .... quote "government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.".......
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