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Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

by Nearchow February 24, 2012

52๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer November 27, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020


hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

by DXB09 August 12, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

by tk August 3, 2002

58๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 11, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoof

another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.

"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."

by saintorsailor February 19, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž