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The now hard and rotten faeces on the underside of a toilet after it has not been cleaned for over 2 years.
John licked the platt in Oliver's bathroom yesterday.
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A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
The dazzlingly talented Tony award winning Broadway star and member of the Pitch Perfect cast... *applause* Ben Platt! Benny is most famous for his work in Dear Evan Hansen, a musical about life, suicide, teenagers, and trees.
"Wowowowow, Ben Platt can SING."
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A beautiful goddess towards men, best boy,beautiful son,tony winning son of god. We should make a religion out of this. He was in pitch perfect book of mormon Chicago and dear evan hansen,a musical about trees and gays. IDK what his sexuality is but still press boi. If you hate him I don't know you who are you why are you reading this about my son
"Ben Platt is a goddess towards men"- Tyler Oakley
"The things that make you strange are the things that make you powerful"
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David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted
Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.
Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!
North Platte is a small-ish town in Nebraska, known for it's railroad and it's drug problem. The place where meth-heads run rampant and pedophiles go to die. The North side of town is pretty well known as being the poor side of town, and despite the fact that everyone who lives in North Platte sucks, or is trying to escape, they still treat kids from the North side like trash. The whole town is trash. Don't move there.
Person 1: "What can I get you to drink?"
Person 2: "Can I get a coke?"
Person 1: "Sorry, we only have meth."
Person 2: "I must be in North Platte..."
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A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.
Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...