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tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
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A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.
Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
A sexual experience where the man(or women) sticks many tomato’s up the asshole of his or her partner(s) after 3 days they are taken out and a giant cooking spoon is stuck up the anus. This action causes the insides to bleed. In return, you fuck the absolute shit about the anus, then proceed to drink the blood like soup then sew it shut.
“What did you do with your girlfriend last night”?
“Well, I gave her the tomato soup extreme”
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When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
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Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
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