Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

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Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

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Toot

Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.

Will, did you bring your toot? We need it to smash this weed.

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toot

a fancy way of saying fart

I just tooted it smells

toot it

To have meaningless but pleasurable sex with someone

Toot it and boot it

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