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Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.

Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!

by CannabisKings March 31, 2019

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Townleyism

(noun) the religious belief that one day, Markus Townley will return and grant eternal life and freedom to all his AP Environmental Science students.

Why be an atheist when you can follow Townleyism.

by stardust0117 December 18, 2018


Townley Grammar School

The place that claims to be anti-racist but the management staff simps for cis white straight students. Don't tell them neurodivergent people exist!1!1

I never want to go to Townley Grammar School again.

by townleyhater November 2, 2023


georgia townley

Georgia townley is a fun happy awesome friend and every one thinks she's pretty but she does not agree they tell her she's small which is very true she loves to dance and her friends say she is good at it but she does not agree with them she stands up for her friends is NOT sell fish

Friend: Georgia townley is amazing and so Pretty she's an amazing dancer but she won't admit it she is pretty small but not as small as some people

by smurf_tastic November 23, 2013


Fox Townley

A gay kid that plays Fortnite but videos are ok but his mom is another story.

Fox Townley

by Helvap May 19, 2021


The Townley Effect

When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front

He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag

by #BA DDTB November 3, 2022