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1.) A Michael Bay film liked by a great deal of people
2.) Something used in comparisons in hopes of being upbeat even in the worst situations
Guy: Dude my best friend just ran over my parents, they died and he got life in prison
Me: man that sucks
Guy: AND i just got the cancer results back, I've got a month to live at best!
Me: hey it could be worse you know... you could be watching transformers right now
Guy: Oh wow I hadn't thought of that... guess my situation isn't all that bad
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transformers is when you have sex whilst watching transformers because the girl is bored watching it and wants to be entertained.
bob-lets watch transformers
ellie-okayyy
. . . 1 hour later . . .
ellie-im bored
bob-lets have sex ;)
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The transformers is centered on two factions of warring alien genitals which are called the Autococks and the Deceptishlongs.
Autobot, a faction of sensual robots from the planet Cyberclunge, they are usually the main protagonists in the fictional universe of the Transformers, The Deceptishlongs are usually depicted as the antagonists in the fictional universes of the Transformers and the enemies of the Autococks.
Both Autococks and Deceptishlongs are genital robots that can transform into dicks, shlongs and other familiar genital like objects.......
AUTOCOCKS ROLL OUT! ....Transformers
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A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
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A rotbot in disguise, more than meets the eye.
Optemus prime , the transformer is kickass. Im so sad, im 25.
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By far the best and most innovative cartoon known to mankind.
Transformers is the last cartoon to display any sort of cool animation violence, since those wanker parent groups decided that violence on TV caroon shows provokes violence in real life. If the parents were accountable for their childrens attitudes then we wouldn't have the problem. Your a pack of morons.
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A big budget ($150 Million) summer action film based upon a 1980's animated TV show based on a toy line from Hasbro that was released in 2007. Directed by Michael Bay and Produced by Steven Spielberg. It has just about the perfect blend of action and story. Sure it has lame, cliched dialogue and some bad acting but it also has Megan Fox to act as a counter-balance to distract teenage boys and the male audience in general.
This film centers around a race of friendly alien robots called the Autobots, led by Optimus Prime fighting an age old war between their archenemies, the Decepticons, led by Megatron. In search of the AllSpark, the war is brought to the planet Earth where Sam Witwicky, played by Shia LeBeouf, must intervene to aid in the Autobots quest and save himself, his family and the whole human race.
What's most remarkable about this film is the detail that went into the CGI robots (Nominated for an Academy Award although it didn't win) and the solid foundation that it paved for future Transformer films.
Over the course of it's Theatrical Run, it grossed over $319 million in the U.S. (Domestically) and $389 Million overseas (Foreign) for a Worldwide Box office draw of $708 Million. Despite the overwhelming commercial success, it was a critical bomb earning an overall 57% "Rotten" rating on Rotten Tomatoes and an overall 61% on Metacritic. The latter rating actually equates to generally favorable reviews on their review aggregator. It was succeeded in 2009 by Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Guy 1: Did you see the live-action Transformers film?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
Girl 1: What?! Didn't you notice the lame dialogue and bad acting?
Guy 2: Nope, but I did see some awesome action sequences and...
Both: Megan Fox
(both high-five)
Girl 1: Ugh!
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