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Beer Treaty

Almost the same as a Beer Truce, but in this case you give up drinking for an undetermined amount of time. No matter how much alcohol is left, you are either too drunk or too smart to take another drink.

Dude, I call a beer treaty. I'm almost too fucked up to drive.

Let's call a beer treaty 'cause Frank just passed out in the driveway.

If we don't call a beer treaty I'm afraid I might fuck that fat chick.

by b. real October 28, 2010


gift treaty

A gift treaty is an agreement that you make with your friends, family members, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife that declares you will not exchange gifts on holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

"Once my brother and I started exchanging gift cards for 50 bucks on holidays we decided it was pointless so we agreed on a gift treaty."

by rufusclay November 8, 2013

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ABM Treaty

Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty - Agreement Signed in Moscow in 1972 between the former Soviet Union and The United States, in which both parties agreed that each may have only two ABM deployment areas, so restricted and so located that they cannot provide a nationwide ABM defense or become the basis for developing one. This Treaty effectively reduced the the vast nuclear weapons capabilities of both nations and helped usher in a new era of non-proliferation. However in 2001, President Bush announced that he would withdrawal from this treaty, essentially slapping the global community, and one of America's biggest allies (Russia) in the face, and possibly launching America into a new cold war.

Prime example of how the Bush Administration fails to grasp the importance of foreign relations, international treaties, and the concept of geopolitics. Fine demonstration of the arrogance and hypocrisy of the Bush team, in that they can demand disarmament from other nations, while they expand their missile program and further deteriorate America's credibility. See also Kyoto Treaty

by preppyguy21 January 5, 2005

8πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


peace treaty

someone from two countries, who don’t have the best relations to each other.

person A: i’m turkish and greek
person B: oh, so your parents gave birth to a peace treaty?

by toilet integrated fridge July 19, 2021

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Arizona-Kentucky Peace Treaty

A cocktail made with Bourbon and Arizona Iced Tea.

The Arizona-Kentucky Peace Treaty is an awesome cocktail.

by Bartender670000 July 2, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie

What you should say when you want a sweetie treatie!

Erin: Hey Sissy La-la!

Kristen: I'm hungry.

Erin: Well, go ask mom for a sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie!

Kristen: Great idea! Thanks poopy woopy!

by Sisy La-La October 26, 2009

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Taste My Treaty You Trick

1) A funny way to tell someone to stop fighting with you.

2) An (almost) polite way of telling someone you don't appreciate their insincerity.

3) To tell someone they need to get a life.

4) To telling someone off, but softening the blow because they are nothing but a trick-ass mark anyway.

5) The proclamation of a truce between two or more parties by the obvious victor in a fight.

6) To call a truce with someone who has no chance to succeed in fighting with you. The truce is their complete humility, and your victory is your love of life.

7) The only way to show compassion to a complete asshole.

Person 1: Look at me! I can lift myself up by putting other people beneath me!

Person 2: You better Taste My Treaty You Trick, or everyone here is going find out what your tears taste like.

by Naughtilus October 13, 2011

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