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Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016

148πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.

1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"

by aceharr November 5, 2017

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Trump Dump

A big turd sold at second hand stores and is graced by the retardation of Trump.

Man, that trump dump is huge!!

by MackSneale March 7, 2017

83πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

22πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!πŸ’©πŸ˜¬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee

I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.

by Shattenberg September 22, 2018