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When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!
Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!
Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.
Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!
Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.
Dude1: Definitely.
"Tsar Bomba; slang term, derived from Russian; "Supreme Bomb" In the 1950s the Soviet Union (Communist Russia) detonated the largest thermonuclear fusion explosion of that or any time, 50 megatons = 50 million tons of TNT (250 x Hiroshima/Nagasaki)
A maximum superlative, refers to a major feat, revelation or devastating point or refutation. That which cannot be equaled nor exceeded.
Basketball players chest bump, up by 30 points, after slam dunk, shout 'TSAR BOMBA!" or,
One friend says to another responding to a profound statement, "Tsar Bomba. Seriously"!
A beach beauty like Jessica Simpson walks by admiring males, who all stare and whisper, "Tsar Bomba".
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The Russian version of the Jägerbomb. An energy drink (monster, etc) is emptied into a tumbler, a shot of Vodka is then dropped into the tumbler (from as high as possible to mirror the 50 Megaton beast dropped by the Ruskies). The heart attack inducing elixir is then downed. Enjoy.
Me and the bois are gonna go smash some Tsar Bomba's at the pub.
An alcoholic drink made by taking 1 shot of vodka, mixing with some mixer(cranberry, sprite, OJ, and one shot of Diesel(grain alcohol). you drop the shot of diesel into the drink and chug it, sake bomb style.
The drop is meant to symbolize the dropping of the infamous Russian made Tsar Bomb, the largest, most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated.
We got some diesel and poured a shockwave of Tsar Bombs. Three in 15 minutes is the truth!!
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The Thicccccest bomb in the world, it can fuck you in the asshole if you’re anywhere in it’s range.
“OH SHIT ITS THE TSAR BOMBA!” , “BETTER RUN BEFORE MY BLEEG GETS BLOWN OFF.”
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When You ejaculate into a shot glass to be consumed by a hot Russian woman
Steve: what should we do tonight?
Svelana: How about a Tsar Nicholas?
Steve: Whats that?
Svetlana: Come in my glass
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Diversity Tsar: Racial, religious ;linguistic and cultural harmony which are fundamental to Sustainable Development.As such any multiracial society can prosper Economically with social cohesion and protecting environment minimizing adverse impact on nature .It takes someone with proven experienced able to champion as a Diversity Tsar
Diversity Tsar: Author with over 4 decades been part of such societies and can champion the better cohesive society all aspire.
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