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A little kid just leaving the toddler stage. They can walk but haven’t mastered it yet. Turt is masculine only, it cannot be used to define a little girl. The feminine version may be submitted if this gets accepted.
That little turt doesn’t have to worry about anything.
That’s one of the most adorable turts I’ve ever seen.
I’ve got several turts back at home.
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To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."
"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
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a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.
"What a turt!"
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Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!
My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.
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Tickles and hurts at the same time
Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!
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A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats.
Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch.
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