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To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box
last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.
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To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.
That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.
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To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.
Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class
There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.
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a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.
brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.
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An integral part of the walk of shame, its a certain modification in the gait of someone who has been engaged in copious, and needlessly rough, copulation.
I think Erica is walking funny,
Yeah thats just a twaddle from a long weekend.
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V. To make a noise with your mouth by simultaneously humming and vibrating your tongue. (Breathing out, tongue moves up and down very fast, therefore vibrating.) This noise can be higher or lower in pitch, and sometimes sounds like a purr, or growl.
"Did you hear that purring noise?"
"Yeah, I think it was a Twaddle."
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Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.