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Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome June 3, 2011


twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

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twaddle

Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

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Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model November 9, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.


1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 1, 2007

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Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 3, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

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