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Twines

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a ยฃ20 note.
2. After receiving ยฃ19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a ยฃ1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X ยฃ1 coins and asks for a ยฃ5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips ยฃ5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a ยฃ5 and a ยฃ10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the ยฃ20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a ยฃ20.
7. Twiner now has ยฃ25 and a pack of gum from ยฃ20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

by Nist 858 November 19, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twining

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

by Ka-Jang September 1, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


twining

to twine 1. a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them 2. To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.

"Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope"

by Pippa from up north March 23, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twining

The act of WINNING! with twins

Mike: Dude im taking these twins home with me tonight!
Paul: Twining

by iCizzle August 19, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


twining

a threesome with a set of twins.

Scarlette-"I think I went twining last light."
Jenifer-"who with?"
Scarlette-"Brandon and Dustin"
Jenifer-"freaking sweet!"

by Small Loans November 1, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


twined

We two things (people or objects) are willingly or forcefully placed together by braids, super glue, or duck tape for an undetermined amount of time.

I hate getting twined in the back seat of a car with 2 fat people!

by NIKKI 0505 December 19, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž