The second best micronational organization
The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational
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A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.
In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.
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The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable.
The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and donโt does, and offers a very BIAS point of view.
We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as:
1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter
2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows.
3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes
4) General Pickup and Release 101
5) General Knowledge Transfers
6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement
This isnโt a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.
Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!"
Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me"
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a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, youโre probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. itโs so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that donโt give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you youโre a piece of shit
โjesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shitโ
โi think itโs oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrictโ
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Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.
"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth
"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian
The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.
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The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:
Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.
How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.
"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."
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Opps: Oh no, I see unifyed. We have to run away before it is too late! He is going to kill us!