Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

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splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

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stick it up your arse

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.

You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse