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uxbridge high school

shite school located in uxbridge, west london. boring teachers, mid food and full of knobheads -4/10 do not send your kids here

Some ginger bloke: “Gonna send me kid to uxbridge high school next year”
Rishi Sunak: “Nah mush i wouldnt its quite wank tbh”

by nigelclemensthegoat February 2, 2023


Uxbridge

The most bumpkin pumpkin town in all of the East Coast. It either smells like cow manure, saliva or weed. Hannah Ward also lives here, so that sucks. It makes it smell like Joe Biden released his load onto a nursing home bed and then his juices were wrung out and served in a cup.

Wow, Uxbridge sure does stink!

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 26, 2024