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One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.
I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.
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A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
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First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.
Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
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They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.
Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher
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The best mother fucking band to ever step foot on this planet!. They were the best band until a faggot by the name of Sammy Haggar joined. Van Halen went from awesome kick ass rock to shitty ass fuck pop music
"Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?"
"Mines Right Now"
"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"
"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"
"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"
*comes back later*
"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"
"see i told you, but that was too much information"
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A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
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A kickass rock band that started playing in night clubs in california from 1974 to 1977 and then they got noticed in 1978 when they had thier first album "Van Halen" which featured Eruption the most kickass guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen you will ever listen to. In the early 80s they band started fighting because the band thought Diamond Dave (a kickass jew and lead singer) was acting like that Van Halen was Just his backup band and its all about him. So Diamond Dave left the band in 1985. And then...They had to get a new lead singer and that was Sammy Hagar a horrible singer people thought the band was done because of his voice. songs like "Why cant this be love" And "dreams" sounded like freaking pop music. But the band stayed alive for over a decade (the only reason the band stayed alive is because of Eddies kickass guitar playing) Well now Sammy is kicked out of the band and van halen is planning a 2007 summer tour with david lee roth (rumored)
Van Halen Rocks lol!!!!!!!!1
whats ur fav VH song?
Dreams and Why cant this be love!
dude thats not van halen.
its not?
no its van hagar the most horrible band ever!
oh.
here (hands him VAN HALEN albums)
damn! these songs rock! Diamond Dave is way better than that faggy bitch Sammy hagar!
i know because its Van Halen.
what are ur fav VH songs now?
"Aint Talkin Bout Love" "Jump" "Panama" "Eruption" "Runnin with the devil" And All The Rest Of Them!!!
Exactly.
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