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Haggar is the witch in Voltron Legendary defender, and originally Zarkon’s right hand, she loves her son, Lotor, and wants to protect him, In slightly creepy ways like looking through other people’s eyes and making a clone out of a dead person. (Shiro) She then sacrifices herself to save the universe with Allura. WHO DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE DREAMWORKS!!!!!
Random Person: I need your hair to clone you
Random person #2: Stop being such a Haggar!
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The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
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The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
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Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.
My Nick Haggar has been acting up lately.
An elementary school a part of the west cluster of Plano where kids learn the fundamentals of drugs and the absolutely necessary art of defying authorities. You learn the basics of the hood.
Haggar Elementary School teaches you nothing
Causing complicated or conflicting feelings or emotions.
Watching the Johnny Depp trial was a haggarous task!