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You know that bitch who tries to sound smart by using big words? She probably said verbose and now you’re reading this. She is verbose. Verbose means annoying.
Man 1: You know that annoying chic that uses big words?
Man 2: Yeah, she’s so verbose.
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A word with a meaning, such meaning being that of an excessive quantity and/or number of the vocal/textual objects often referred to as words. Often used in a manner known as humorous and common among the small but mighty group of people known as "shitposters", a combination of the words "shit" and "posters" verbose sentences are somewhat common on the internet.
This combination of the vocal/textual objects known as words used to form a sentence could be described using the vocal/textual object known as the word verbose.
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1. When a Mac (or Linux) user boots his/her computer in verbose boot mode. Like iDevice verbosity, except a bit less-filled with crap on the screen, and more juicy info. Mac users, hold down Command (/Apple) + V, Linux users, remove the -splash flag from your kernel boot string.(through the bootloader)
2. When after you've jailbroken (See jailbreaking your iDevice you use redsn0w to set it to verbose boot, so you can watch your iDevice load all it's settings and fuctions while it loads. Or, for debugging if something goes wrong and it won't boot. Highly useful.
Quite amusing, or even scary at times for friends.
Person 1: *walks into room and sees Person 2's Mac verbose booting*
Person 1: Whoah wtf omg what happened to your computer!?
Person 2: It's a verbose boot.
-- Example #2 --
Apple Customer *has device jailbroken*
Apple Store Rep: ..Ok, so what's wrong with it?
Apple Customer: It won't boot
Apple Rep: Well then let me take a look at it. *Presses power button and screen is filled with verbose text*
Apple Rep *gives the customer a weird expression* o_O
n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.
I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture
N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.
I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.
A female who never stops talking, or says in a hundred words what can be said in ten.
This could be a friend, co-worker, partner, etc., who incorrectly thinks the more she says, the smarter she sounds.
She has no receptors to see how boring, offensive, rude, stupid, uninformed she really is.
Most-evident during presentation and conference calls.
Origin: Gabriella (meaning 'gabby' or talkative) Verbose (meaning the same thing, as in redundant).
Male version of Bob Loblaw.
Didn't know that 'Gabriella Verbose' was heading up today's meeting. We should have blocked out an hour instead of 15 minutes.
Sat next to Gabriella Verbose on a plane last week. After an hour of incessant diatribes about her kids, pets, job and crossfit, I tried to puncture my eardrums by folding one of my business cards into a spike.
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Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.
Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.
^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.
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