Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."

Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

VINER

The last name of a God and the best ARK player on the planet

… Viner is such a Cool last name

Viner

One who complains of minor incidents online, such as a car cutting them up on a road.

That Jeremy, he's such a viner

The Viner Effect

The act of jinxing something so badly it proceeds to happen instantaneously with no warning. Often happening when least expected and/or in discussion.

*two friends in the middle of a race in a racing game*

Friend A: Good luck winning, my car has the best engine.

Friend B: Not if it brakes down.

Friend A: Nah, its the most reliable engine as well.

*Friend A's engine brakes down litteraly 2 seconds later*

Friend B: Well thats the Viner Effect for you.