chrono visor

let's father arnetti see into the future

The vatican is hiding the chrono visor

cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.

Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.

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Larger Visor

Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often be short lived.

Man, the girl I went home with looked so hot last nite, but I saw her again this morning without the larger visor and it was not a pretty sight.

beer visor

As one becomes progressively drunker, the beer visor lowers over one's eyes, making everyone look far more attractive than they actually are.
Similar to beer goggles, except that if you tip your head back far enough or lie horizontally, you should be able to see under the visor (which may be somewhat shocking if the gorgeous lady you were chatting up turns out to be a munter).

"Mate, The beer visor came down last night. I pulled a warthog."

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mud visor

Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to block out all harmful UV rays.

While Wilber was giving Laura a mud visor. He prematurely ejaculated temporarily crusting Laura's eyes shut.

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pussy visor

A pussy visor is the overhang of fat from a woman's belly which blocks her view of her pussy.

I stayed out of the sun by sitting under her pussy visor.

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goteborg visor

In Goteborg (Gothenburg), Sweden, for some reason, all the teenage boys sport visors. Tennis visors. Everyone is working a 70's tennis star look. Weird, yet strangely attractive.

goteborg visors don't work so well on people who look more than 22 years old.

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