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Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
A good game over all. A new direction for the Zelda series, the game being released in 2002. It feels good playing with a bunch of awesome new sword tricks and stuff.
Wind Waker is a great game for most people.
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A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.
Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"
Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"
Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"
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term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..
person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!
person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?
wakeruppercallimportantfavour
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When you wake up in bed and find a man hitting his dick on your face until it bleeds.
Dick waker
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The worst thing to ever happen in all of Zelda history. Now whichevert Link in the family line it is looks like a dumbass, especially when he slashes at a rock with his sword. Look at his eyes and tell me I'm not right.
P1:*salavating over his brand new copy of Wind Waker* "I can't wait to play this piece of shit!"
P2: "Me too! I heard it's so shitty that it makes us toss each other's salads (toss the salad)!
P3: "Whoa dude I can't wait for that kind of hot all-sweaty-ball-chugging-manly-action!"
P1: "Where the hell did the other ball chugger come from?"
P2: Hehe! You said "CUM"!
P1,P2,P3: *sudden unstoppable laughter*
At this point I walk in and kick all of their asses for being such dumb-fucks and not realizing that the Zelda series was just ruined for the time being because of the new ass-monkey look.
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In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.
It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.
The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.
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