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An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.
Man, you waker to Glee? Really?
I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.
Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.
Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.
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Wakerness is the grouping of everything wakelike. it’s the term for the wake-scale, how you find out what’s wakelike or what’s wakelish, and every other wakerness word
“dude that’s wakelike”
“actually it’s wakelish, check the wakerness scale.”
1- A shortening of the name of the game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
2- A special baton that Link uses to compose songs in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. There are a total of 6 songs that you can learn.
SPOILER WARNING.
The songs go as follows:
Wind's Requiem:
Use- Conduct the wind to go N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Up, Left, Right
Ballad of Gales:
Use- Warp to certain areas on the map of the Great Sea.
Time Signature- 4/4
How- Down, Right, Left, Up
Command Melody:
Use- Allows you to control a nearby object. (Might not work for some things)
Time Signature: 4/4
How- Left, Center, Right, Center
Earth God's Lyric:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Earth Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Down, Down, Center, Left, Right, Center
Wind God's Aria:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Wind Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Up, Up, Down, Right, Left, Right
(Optional) Song of Passing:
Use- Turns days into nights, and nights into days. Similar to the Sun's Song in Ocarina of Time.
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Right, Left, Down.
1- Man, I really want to play The Wind Waker.
2- Ohmygosh! Is that the Wind Waker!?
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One of the best Zelda games of all time for the Nintendo GameCube. It takes place 100 years after Ocarina of Time, when Hyrule is flooded under the Great Sea. Link, for his 12th birthday, dresses as the Hero of Time spoken in the legends that reflect Ocarina of Time. Having his sister, Aryll, kidnapped, he goes on an adventure eventually involving saving the world.
Anyone who bashes the game is a graphics whore and/or an Xbox/PS2 fanboy who has never even played this game.
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The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.
I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.
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A pretty good game in the Zelda series, kept from being great by the fact that near the end you have to spend hours looking for thousands of rupees you need to buy stuff from that stupid Tingle.
The most common reason this game is hated, though, is that nintendo took a big risk with the graphics in this game, making them cell shaded.
Person 1-"Hey, I just got Wind Waker the other day."
Person 2-"OMG FAGGOT T3H GRAPHICS SUXXORS"
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Reference to the game, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
It was an attempt by Nintendo to return to the original style of the Zelda games, such as that featured in A Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, and all the other 2D Zelda games (except for, possibly, The Adventure of Link).
Through cel-shading, Miyamoto attempted to create a fascinating, beautiful new world, and succeeded for the most part, even though many will agree that the ocean replacement for the world map was lazy.
Unfortunately, there is a lot of controversy going around with this game; many say the graphics are too kiddy and that the series should go back to the Ocarina of Time stylings.
Note that this game reinforced the "kiddy" label that is frequently pushed onto Nintendo, now practically tattooed on.
Most that have played it will agree, weather they like the graphical style or not, that it's a good game.
Guy 1: Game Informer gave Wind Waker a 10/10. You gonna buy it?
Guy 2: Nah, too kiddy. I think I'll wait for the next iteration of GTA instead.
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