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A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.
1. Grasp your hands behind your back.
2. Step forward
3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.
Bonus points: Make pirate noises
In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.
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What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.
All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.
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when double-teaming a lady (a classy one at that), using a plank helps to minimize touching of balls between the male participants. because of course, we all know that balls touching would be the wierd part of a situation like that.
jesse: man, i would really like to make her walk the plank after the hockey game tonight
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What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.
Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.
Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.
"still whimpering"
Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.
Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.
Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."
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A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.
Me: send me a dick pic
You: for sure
Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you