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A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.
Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!
Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.
Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!
An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.
Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.
Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.
Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.
The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.
Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.
The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying
"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me
"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo
what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin
Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?