The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.
Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.
Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.
I love sperm
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a form of masterbation !!!
emmitt wass eating cheetos and wankin' the pug when we came home!!!
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A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
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A ratherlarge FAT cunt with excess fat rolls like foreskin gruntin like a pig!
Oi!you lazy "fat wankin fuk pig"!
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Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.
Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
Wankin' is a definition of beating your shit/dick
FBI agent: Damn is that nigga wankin'?