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derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored
'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"
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When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?
This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.
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When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.
"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"
"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."
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Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.
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When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"
Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
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