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Moving a little weird, moving funny, acting like a snake
Your shordy is wassi , she needs to get herself together
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Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.
How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
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You are being uncomfortable and weird
Bro get off that wassy ting round me, before me and the mandem cum up and down you
To be so drunk that you talk, act, and think in a completely unrecognizable manner. To also be so drunk you think everyone is in love with you. From the Latin Christopher Wasserman, of Le Club Fantastique, Albany, NY.
"On her twenty first birthday, she was so wassied that you wouldn't have known it was her."
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meaning you are moving weird, acting dumb or funny, not making sense
“yo emma be moving super wassi “
“i know fham”
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When someone is embellishing the truth, or lying.
"Did you see Trump's latest statement?"
"Yeah He's chatting bare wassy."
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a strange peculiar creature that likes to make out. it can be found in frostburg, baltimore, and sometimes in annapolis. orignated from florida. it eats asparagus and other green food.
watch out wassi's on the loose.
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