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Perhaps the classiest of preppy hometowns. Big homes with rolling lawns, or even better, no lawn in the historic district, are arguably the most coveted properties on the east coast. Kids are raised with a crab net in one hand and a lax stick in the other. Best of all, only the insiders know about Annapolis and it's prestige can only be realized through the insider's reaction. If a kid reveals he's from annapolis, check your friends' reactions. Someone is bound to know just how priveledged he is. And if you dont, well maybe you should. But we don't like to brag, thats not how its done in the south.
frat boy #1: who's that girl shotgunning beers
frat boy #2: what
frat boy #1: the hot one, in the polo
frat boy #2: oh some laxer, I heard she's from Annapolis.
frat boy #1: Damn.
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Pretty much the best city I've ever been to. Home to the best of everything such as restaurants, bars, crabs, and ice cream. If you're not 21 just go to Storm Brothers Ice Cream Factory and don't be in such a hurry to need a DD. Also, there is a lot of sight-seeing with the historic buildings and stuff (and also Mids are nice to look at). If you're a real local parking is a breeze because you didn't forget how to parallel park the minute you passed your driving test. Or just park in the garage, it's like the cheapest public parking ever. I mean, $1 an hour and the first one's free!
Girl #1: Hey do you want to go to Annapolis after work?
Girl #2: Yeah let's get ice cream and look at the Mids.
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a small town with water all around. there are many rival highschools that party in this area for the kids are rich and the beer is cheep. most boozing tends to happen in either the highschool parking lot or the annapolis mall parking lot, then after pregaming it, its time to find the nearest rich kid whos parents are gone, get a couple kegs and sure enough four hundred people and the cops show up. dont forget the crabs and boating
the time brooks got a house and everyone took advantage of him and partied there a lot
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"A drinking town with a sailing problem."
Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.
Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.
THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.
HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)
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it's actually the capital of maryland but, most people don't believe you when you tell them that. nothing really ever happens here but tourists flock to this tiny town every summer. if you like popped collars, sail boats, and catholic school this is the city for you. if not, you're not missing anything by not being here.
guy a: "i'm from the capital of maryland."
guy b: "oh cool, i've always wanted to go to balitmore."
guy a: "oh, actually annapolis is the capital but it's oka..."
guy b: "NO WAY."
guy a: *face palm*
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home of the best people you'll ever meet. if you don't have your boaters license by the time you're 13 you're an outcast. if you haven't dated at least 2 hard core lax bros by the time you're 16 you must be fat and ugly. if you don't skip school on blue angels day you must have just moved hear last week. if you don't know someone you know someone who knows them. if you've never played lax you don't live hear. if Charlie St. Cloud isn't your favorite movie you must be a boy. if you don't enjoy watching mids (male or female) run past your house your a robot.
we live off Bud Light, we're a hell of a lot better than california gurls, and we can out swim Michael Phelps any day.
suck on that baltimorons
Annapolis Girls
St. Mary's girl: hey guys you wanna go shopping downtown?
Broadneck girl: sorry i can't, i gotta go to lax practice.
Key girl: ya me niether. i have to go plant a tree, then watch Harry Potter weekend on ABC Family.
Severn girl: i can't too, i've gotta go watch my boyfriends lax game.
Spalding girl: i'll come! i need to go to the Pink Crab and buy some bright colored polos.
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last nite we hung out downtown annapolis and sat on the lunchin bench
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