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welder

A no count, knee pad wearing, child support dodgin truck trashing barroom bully who can't pass a f****** test to be An inspectorβ˜†β˜†β˜†

hell no I ain't a welder I don't suck dick or play with Barbies either

by Silver dollar March 14, 2015

25πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Wall Welder

An individual who is glued or, β€œwelded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.

β€œI’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
β€œPlease stop being a wall welder and join the party”

by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021


pipe welder

Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans

Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

Cdp 11 10 90

by Bad mf November 7, 2013

76πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller November 19, 2007

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


butt-welder

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

by joelh January 3, 2008

286πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Welder

The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.

I pulled a Dirty Welder last night

by FurGOD December 3, 2019