Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock

"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!

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wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

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Alabama Wet-Sock

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

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kentucky wet sock

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.

Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)

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Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

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pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

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bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

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