a word that was made popular by being the name of a subreddit. it refers to people who don't realise something is a joke. also referred to as r/whoosh.
"I fucked your mum last night"
"no my dad did"
"whoosh"
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Something you say to someone who didn't understand the sarcasm/joke.
As if it wen't right over their head or they saw right through it.
"That christmas sweater looks wonderful jerry.. Even in summer."
"Thank you!"
"Whoosh..."
Whoosh is the term to describe an enthusiastic swishing sound, often used when one is talking about something totally unbelievable that perhaps may have zoomed past unbelievably fast, both in a literal or figurative sense.
"So, like, there was this thing, and it was so fast, man, it was like WHOOSH and then bam! It was gone!"
or
"I dunno, man, I'm totally out of it today. I mean, today somebody was talking to me and everything they said just kept whooshing past me, y'know? Just like whoosh, and stuff."
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To move something or someone in a violent manner.
These tables are too damn close together, letβs whoosh them!
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A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones βspecialβ member
Whoosh your shlong is now a short
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The quick removal of all clothing.
Let's whoosh before we jump into bed.
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What you call a guy's hair that falls all sexy in their face so that when they flip it it seems like there should be a "whoosh" noise.
Girl 1: DID U SEE THAT SEXY GUY'S HAIR CUT!
Girl 2: I KNOW! It was all like WHOOSH! *makes a flippy motion*
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