Wichita

A slightly small little insignificant town in kansas. Where most people from surrounding bigger city's assume has, dirt roads, model-T's, Horses, and no technological advances. Which is not accurate at all.

T-mobile Call Center: Where are you having this lack of service, sir?
Angry Kansan: Wichita, Kansas
T-mobile Call Center: oh, well, after all you do live in kansas, i'd assume you wouldn't get any service at all.
Angry Kansan: * Various Explicitives*
T-Mobile Call Center: Okay ! Have a nice day

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Wichita Saw

An open hand reciprocating motion in a female oriface

Last night I gave that Staten Island cum dumpster a Wichita Saw and split her wide open.

Wichita BLT

A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny

In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.

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Wichita Falls

A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.

While you're stationed in Wichita Falls, be sure to ride the HNH.

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Wichita Workweek

The practice of electrical line workers from Wichita, Kansas reporting in sick during their normal work week then agreeing to work overtime for extra pay on the weekend. The end result was a full week’s pay for being sick plus two shifts of premium overtime. A man could work two days and get eight days of pay under this arrangement.

Jason was sick all week then worked both shifts on Saturday and Sunday. That’s what we call a ‘Wichita Workweek.’

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

Wichita Falls

A town whos greatest acomplishment is being made fun of on King of The Hill

Did you know Hank Hill visted Wichita Falls?

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