Wife that

Verb; A phrase used when talking about wanting to marry that incredibly perfect bitch.

D: Amanda's seriously the nicest chick ever.
DD: Man, I would fucking wife that in a heart beat.

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Wifely

(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.

I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.

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Wife

A misspelling of the word "wifi", often caused by auto-correct.

"my wife just died"

"I think my neighbor is stealing my wife"

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wife

extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

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To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

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wifed

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

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wifee

wife;soulmate;someone you can trust

will you be my wifee?

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