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A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.
See definition of The Wilford Brimley.
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When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.
“Chris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole “
Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.
After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”
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When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.
A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
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a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u
"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"
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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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