Witch tits

Small male breasts that are pointed (moobs). Usually on a larger male. Commonly seen when a male is sunbathing/has his top off.

Bloody hell, look at his little witch tits!

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flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

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lick a witches tit

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

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As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

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As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

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as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

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